What Do You Read?

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
   
   
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
   
   
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country.
   
   
4. USA Today is read by people who like to understand everything in pie charts.
   
   
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who won't mind running the country [if they don't have to leave L.A. to do it].
   
   
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
   
   
7. [New York] Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country [and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train].
   
   
8. New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country [as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated].
   
   
9. San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country [or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for, unless they are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats]
   
   
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who want to run Cuba.
    
    
11. The National Enquirer is read by people who think aliens are running the country.

12. Nobody reads The Atlanta Journal Constitution or The Charlotte Observer.

I read Drudgereport. What do you read?